Wow, a Bunch of Cutemonkeys, is this the cue to the next BOC?
Betting us to choose?
whose in charge of proofreading these days
edit: please, not choose…
this is embarrassing
LET’S WOOTING GOOOOOO, MONKEYS!
Fun fact: these are all over the Woot offices and when one of the MANY office dogs get one it’s awful hilarious
Whoops. That’s PER monkey. I thought $5 for 3!!
So you’re saying the office needs more monkeys?
My son ripped my woot monkeys leg off within the first hour. Wife hates it and hid it from us. Haven’t seen it in weeks
I’ve always been afraid to get these. Do they just scream until they run out of juice or the world ends (whichever comes first) or is there a way to shut them up?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO okay
Sounds just like when my kids get there hands on the ones around the house. A couple of them lost their legs due to tug of war grudges, the screaming seems even more appropriate then.
unless you have a hammer… (they play for about 8 long seconds 
)
Mine fight over them too
Now the anniversary monkey is available to purchase?
(Even though I don’t collect them, I kept the cape and cap from mine. Actually, 2 capes, as one came without a cap. Now if only I could get the 15 year anniversary cape and cap.)
No, they get very quiet after an hour or so. Trust me!
- Get a new one
- Hand the wife to your son
- He tears her leg off
- Hand your wife to the monkey
- Monkey hides the wife
- More or Less screaming (depending on monkey and wife usage)
these used to a sign that the woot-off was about to end
jumping the shark = selling the monkeys
Lmao…now I’m even more confused. Do they scream for 8 seconds while you beat them to death and then they never make another noise again? 
That’s one option!