26-in-1 Wallet Wizard Multi-Use Tool 2, 4, 10, or 12 Pk

26-in-1 Wallet Wizard Multi-Use Tool 2, 4, 10, or 12 Pk

Here we go again. Pleaseeeee don’t use this as a keychain :joy::drop_of_blood:

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What? The chance of cutting and/or stabbing oneself everytime one reaches for their keys isn’t worth one of its “features”?

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It also doesn’t really work well in a wallet, it starts to cut through…

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“Are you upset that the men in your life just aren’t bleeding enough from their fingers and inner thighs? Then do we have the perfect gift for you!”

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Perhaps, the two-pack could be used to place one of these uncovered in each of your two front pockets to provide an element of symmetry into the resulting 'body sculpting '.

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Don’t. These are literal garbage.

So “useful” sad that they’re actually useless

I have a stack of various versions of these; usually from some organization soliciting. I once opened a bottle with one, only to have it “open” this human.

My best use has been as a shim to balance a wobbly table. Glad I left it for the next person.

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