What? The chance of cutting and/or stabbing oneself everytime one reaches for their keys isn’t worth one of its “features”?
It also doesn’t really work well in a wallet, it starts to cut through…
“Are you upset that the men in your life just aren’t bleeding enough from their fingers and inner thighs? Then do we have the perfect gift for you!”
Perhaps, the two-pack could be used to place one of these uncovered in each of your two front pockets to provide an element of symmetry into the resulting 'body sculpting '.
Don’t. These are literal garbage.
So “useful” sad that they’re actually useless
I have a stack of various versions of these; usually from some organization soliciting. I once opened a bottle with one, only to have it “open” this human.
My best use has been as a shim to balance a wobbly table. Glad I left it for the next person.

