3-IN-1 Wearable Vibrator

3-IN-1 Wearable Vibrator

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Shouldn’t this be called 1-IN-3 rather than 3-IN-1?

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This cat has an extreme genetic deformity.

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Who’s gonna wear this while shopping?

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My favorite woman!

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Marry them

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Oh this sold out last time its nice to see all the fun items returning​:cherries::sweat_drops:lol

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Gives a new meaning to that woman that is always smiling at the grocery store…

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We’re squarely in the “Aliens franchise” phase of sex toy R&D now.

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I’m calling shenanigans on this. First of all it only lasts 1.5 hours. What woman do you know that only goes shopping for 1.5 hours… yeah that’s what I thought. Also looking at the 4 locations listed in the second photo… where in the sam hell is a “therteer”? It doesn’t exist I’m telling you. Obviously this is really an alien mind control device or a way to make people insert probes in themselves, without the hassle of abductions.

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It’s just not the same unless you’re restrained on a cold metal table in the center of a brightly-lit spaceship compartment.

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It’s probably another word for Dolores

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They forgot to suggest wearing at restaurants.

meg ryan love GIF by HULU

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It’s that spot you press when you’ve achieved 29 orgasms and really need one more.

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One more couldn’t hurt.

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Just noticed that, between the spelling errors (theateer), the operational temperature of this device is either 101°F or 42°🔥 (assuming it’s “C”, which is about 108°F) … while that’s nowhere near scalding (120°F), that’s still a disparity.

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*shouldn’t

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OMG lmfao that was the funniest shitt. Loved it :rofl:

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Oh that one :fire::sweat_drops:

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