We’ve got something “nice” today on pointless pushes. They’re so nice we didn’t even talk to legal about them.
What are they? Get the Woot! app and sign up for pointless pushes, my dudes. Then come back here to see what people are talkin’ about. Happy 420 you big stoners!**
**We’re not endorsing anything and we are all adults here so just relax
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GO TO HELL HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT 420 @DAVEJLIVES I WANT YOU FIRED
Hey, while you’re talking to Uncle Jeff’s clone “Andy” see if he’s mailed Dave his stuff.
Hmmm maybe I do want this
The app? No.
Pfft. I live in Massachusetts.
You should have seen the lines around the block at the dispensary today. It was like they were giving away free legal weed or something.
This must be the good stuff, because my eyes are already burning and turning bloodshot!!
this is why I love you Woot! The endless humor! My husband and I laughed our asses off at this! I even screenshot the notification that came across to him lol
Hey! I play the Yahtzee app too!!!
Seriously? People buying this $5 elbow joint.
I seriously think we can sell anything. I mean, we once sold $10 worth of dimes for $20 and it sold out.
I also think that people are buying thinking it’s a BOC and then reading the features and canceling.
Yeah, I fell for it and then went back to read the listing. I don’t even partake, but thought it might be something else fun that got sent. 
PVC vape is bad for your health.
Disclaimer: I am not a doctor, but an aspiring amateur gynecologist 
Appreciate your honesty. 
This is more accurately an elbow fitting.
$5 joints. I see what you did there.
Not according to [some] hardware stores.
I saw that edit.
