Can you get them to me by Saturday? And fill them with good presents?
You are so weird Mr. Penguin.
What’s Saturday?
You’re a weird one, Mr. Penguin
You’re really, really odd
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as cod, Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad Snapple where mold has trod
I mean that with the utmost respect, of course.
(For the penguins among us, this is a bad parody of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”)
Nothing important. Just me getting really old.
But your birthday isn’t until the 11th.
Oh, and considering that @mbspell called me old yesterday, I guess that the math checks out.
My birthday is definitely not on the 11th.
Are you sure? My calendar says otherwise.
Quite sure. I’ve had the same birthday all my life.
Sounds kinda dull.
Should I correct your birthday in my calendar?
Yes, to March 9th. You still have time to get me that chocolate cake if you send it fast.
BTW: When I said that it sounds dull, I meant aging linearly, as well as having the same date every year for your birthday.
I’ve thought about hitting 50 and then counting backward from there on out.
What would happen upon reaching 0?
I’ll let you know when I get there.
Didn’t I once send mermaid themed party decorations to you?
(Or were they sent to @pepper114? Hmmm…)
Nope, not me.