A million bucks but you have to sleep in a hammock full of weasels forever OR $500 and you eat this whole gallon jar of pickled eggs?

Some people like their badger…
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My ex-wife says I am a weasel, so this works out really well for me. And I earn it after our divorce so she can’t get any of it.

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Weasel = Ermine, right?
I’m in the sack with that. Dog lost its job.

The weasels are OK, the hammock would kill my back after a few nights!

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Finger Bites GIF

I opt for the weasels…better cover up nibbly bits though.

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Weasels are so cute! But here is how they developed a reputation:

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Mmmm, pickled snail eggs!

This movie is burned In to a generation and I assume will gain recognition as a Cult Classic

Matt damon doesn’t even steal any of the show, all semi or non famous actors!

Then in 20 years I’ll pull a DVD of the movie and my kids will make fun of me with my old timing disks and player

While kids wear laser spectacles and Quantum suspenders.

Bring on the weasels. Do I have to feed them or is someone else taking care of them? Who replaces the weasels as they expire? If I have to assume all the expenses and logistics associated with a perpetual heap of weasels, I’m out.

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Raccoon Hanging GIF by Storyful

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Travelling Family Vacation GIF by CBeebies HQ

I was just doing some research, and forever is a really long time.

Especially in weasel years!

Can i lay the hammock on a bed?

I want to lay the hammock on a loveseat recliner.

Wait a minute… I could have $500 AND a jar of pickled eggs?!

WOOT!

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Pickled eggs! I’m in.

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I don’t have to do either of those things.

Do I?