Anyone know why they have a front zipped pocket?
Any guesses?
Hmm. I was wondering the same. Ladies, do tell.
- These high-waisted brief underwear feature a front zippered pocket suitable for storing small items
I feel like we should start a wrong answers only for this question 
I’ll start…
- kazoo
- tiny rubber chicken
- ninja stars
Do the Apple-ecology locator-disks have a vibrate-only setting? Asking for a good friend…
I like to keep a few tater tots in there, just in case
Driver’s license
credit card
emergency money
condoms
OMG. What if the Pick Pocket guys find out?
Quickly approaching a “gender confusion” threshold: “are those your emergency supplies, or are you just happy to see me??”
I wonder if my insulin pump would fit in the pocket 
It’d be awkward if it started beeping while I’m out and about though. 
You all are being silly it is to hide the poison darts they are assassin underwear. This is the same brand I wore when I may or may not have been the most famous female assassin of the 1900’s