Mark and Shelly: What are you doing back there Tammy?
Tammy: Enjoying the sheer awesomeness of nature and not totally ripping farts in my Aquaglide Noyo 90 Inflatable Kayak!
Mark: Well that’s niii… waaaaaaait a minute. Did you say you are floating air biscuits back there?! Oh my I can taste them from here! I thought that was a dead carp or something. Tammy you nasty! Those breakfast burritos and stale natty ice do you gut no favors.
