Are you going to finish that?
The answer is always “Yes.” When it happens is another question and none of your business. It is just like a wizard never being late.
You know that thing where you grow up in neighborhood that has a ton of hills and you have to walk to your friend’s house before school up a hill and you have to walk home up a huge hill that ends at a Christmas tree farm that is overgrown and has halfway been turned into a dog park that no one uses and there is an old tractor that you once found a stack of playboys in and you bring one home because it is a girls of James Bond issue and your older brother is really into Bond movies so you like them too and your mom finds it in the bottom drawer of your dresser and is super mad about it and you pretend like you don’t know how it got there and then she gets mad at your brother and then your brother gets mad at you and then you get older and your middle school science teacher makes a comment about you having large calves and no I’m not going to finish that.
If you wanted some, you should have ordered your own damn (whatever we’re talking about).
Ja, Da, Drop the ball!
Eat your candy before you fall!
Gummy bears fighting gummy worms
Giant Jaw breaker baseballs!
If you please !!!
(Try not to sneeze)
Nah.
That’s why I have minion hoards.
when you go to the trouble of butchering long pig, it seems a shame to let any go to waste.
But I’m not going to finish my kids food that they won’t eat, that is how I got fat in the first place.
No, go ahead.
don’t start what you can’t finish
Did somebody say Finnish?
In one bite, so hands off moocher.
Wook away my good hippie!
“Hey you gonna finish that sandwich?”
After I finish procrastinating…
Of course I’ll finish, I grew up in the 50s:
“There are starving children in (country).”