Moved this to the product thread.
Your question was “What the hell is this?”
You should make a poll to find out.
Can I bake cookies with this?
Waiting in line at the bank? Fresh baked warm cookie right out of your wallet.
Fart in line? It smells like gingerbread.
Need something to throw the dogs off your trail? Fresh dog biscuit.
I wasn’t sure if this was a legit product until I saw it was from BulbHead.
Then I knew it was to be taken seriously. They’re related to Apple right?
Is there any need to worry about radiation poisoning?
As long as you dispose of the plutonium core properly after 98 years, there should be minimal risk.