Welcome! to the Vestibule
A re-write of Welcome to the Internet, tosing to yourself while waiting in a Vestibule of Patience for a Box of Crap
Welcome to the Vestibule!
Have a look around
That Box of Crap you’re after isn’t likely to be found
Woot’s got lots and lots of other deals
Some better, some worse
If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first
Chorus: *
Could I disappoint your back account?
Ev-er-y time?
A little bit of frivolous
All of the time
Frugality’s a tragedy
And saving is a crime
Disappoint your bank account
Ev-er-y time
*might be the bridge. Dammit Woot! I’m a Doctor, not a lyricist.