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If you donât talk
If you donât walk
If you donât dance
You will be fine!
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My kids are going to be embarrassed no matter what I do.
So, may as well make it worthwhile.
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My kids are adults. My son, however, got in trouble in school once as a kid and I embarrassed the hell out of him. The dean of boys was a good friend and let me call him to the office in my dad voice. He told me he about crapped his pants when he heard me call his full name over the intercom.
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This poll is sus.
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I donât have any kids but at 75, I act like one more and more. Iâm embarrassed because I reply to this stuff every day. I have a life but the walls are closing in.
I canât wait until tomorrowâs embarrassing reply to this nonsense.
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Baby photos.
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The prom answer is only good once a year, but I would suggest that a judicious combination of the other three choices would create the best embarrassment, and should be the parental goal.
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Drop them off, and ask loudly through the window if they remembered their diarrhea medicine. Works anywhere, but school is best. Their friends appreciated my sense of humor.
They also hated when my 1967 Cutlass backfired loudly at drop off.
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Fart in public. Hey, sometimes you just canât help it!
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I donât remember. I blocked out those years of my life. Letâs go ask my mama.
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Is there an English translation for that?
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This guy
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Send them to school with a bag of loose change for their lunch money 
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I have some students who have smart phones their parents donât know about. No idea who is paying for it, but kids are resourceful, apparently.
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Sorry @GmaGaaahhGaaahh i donât mean to laugh but I didnât understand that either. 
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I donât want my daughterâs friends complimenting me. If porn is any indicator, we know how that story ends.
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