Bio Bidet USPA Pro Toilet Seat (You Pick)

Bio Bidet USPA Pro Toilet Seat (You Pick)

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Now this is very, very odd. Why are there SO MANY open box units?

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WTH is USPA?
US Poopers Association?
US Proctologists Association?

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I spent more time than I’d like to admit to figure this out…

It’s a product line, pronounced ā€˜YOU’-spa.

That said… in for one.

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An Open Box of anything that may have been kissing distance from someone’s Poop Chute would be the very LAST thing that I would buy on ANY site.

Let us know how it goes for you. Hoping your Hepatitis B vaccine is up to date.

[TT: These are new, open box]

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I mean aside from the obvious fact that the company would not send out contaminated products, and would not have their employees handling seats with hep b all over them…don’t you occasionally sit on public toilet seats that are within kissing distance of someone’s ā€œpoop chuteā€? never stayed in a hotel?

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Please stop spreading lies.

Listen up! The Bidets in this sale are being sold as open box condition. That means that they may have been opened due to being a photo sample or have some package damage but are in new condition. The unit may not be shipped in original retail packaging. That is the reason for the reduced sale price In this case, but we are backing with a 1 Year Bio Bidet Limited Warranty

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NO.

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USPA is a brand name

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I could care less what box it comes in if it’s New and has a manufacturers warranty…
This is $599 on manufacturer site and looks like an unbelievable deal, I’ll give it the old sniff test though

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I own the Bliss BB-2000, which lists for just $100 more on their site over this one. Reading thru the features etc this seat has everything mine has.

I do like mine and I’m sure you’re going to like this one.

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You know what would pair well with this… Anal Plug Vibrators Remote Control APP
It would make one hell of a house warming or wedding present package!

butt stuff GIF

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Butt stuff. How thoughtful!

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Rat Queens Twitch GIF by Hyper RPG

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@ThunderThighs has clarified this particular listing is for new product, but as to your comment above… hold onto that innocence as long as you can. When you find out about the real world, it’s gonna scar you.

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Despite all the gags (no one’s mentioned Volkswagen’s Instagram channel for Italy), how much of a pain in the ass is it to hook up to power and hot water?

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Not that bad. You’ll hardly feel any discomfort.
Here’s the Number 1 and Number 2 of it.

Number 1. No need for hot water. Your existing toilet line is used.
Number 2. You’ll need a power outlet down near the toilet off to the side. I already had an electrician out so it was fairly cheap to get them to put it in.

Installation is easy. If you can replace a toilet seat, you can install this. You’ll barely break a sweat.

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Agree, I’ve installed 2 of these. Hooks to your existing toilet supply, the seat has a tank that heats the water. Hardest part was running the electrical, but if you’re handy even that isnt too hard. Installing the seat is straightforward and really no harder than mounting a standard seat.

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