VOP
That’s a lot of crap
Well, you’re still alive so that’s a plus.
No VOP? That may be the first time that’s happened! Feels… different?
Third time’s the charm. BOOM goes the crap!
Looks like I may have gotten one. I can return to work now!
Instant VOP Again
VOP thrice.
Impromptu vacation last week. Got some crap done around the house. Back to the office today. Just in time for a woot off.
VOP twice
This is bs, how come I got in vop? Why can’t I have multiple bags of crap? I just got one recently but maybe I want another.
Wow woot is just such a downer
Got one without a wait. Thank you Woot! app.
VOP at 3% … again 
YOUVE GOT TO BE FASTER DAMMIT
I’ve never once gotten out of the VOP on the app for android, or ios
Blasted VOP
Same
Me neither. I don’t think it works on the app
clicked on notification Immediately on IOS and got VOP’ed