I want to be disappointed just like everyone else!
I edited to reflect the 175 word count 
I want to be disappointed!
Guess I’m a masochist. 
I’m terribly uncreative though so I won’t make a write up.
Oh wells. 
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“I want to be disappointed” That wire contraption up there should keep all of your crap contained. Fido is going to do his job of filling it up. Please disappoint me! I said please. 
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I want to be disappointed and I’m no where near caffeinated enough to write up anything more than that.
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I want to be disappointed.
I want to be disappointed!
I want to be disappointed
I seriously want to be disappointed by those rascally woot monkeys.
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I want to be disappointed
The bag of crap is the crappiest crap that a crap collector could dream of. On this craptastic day a collector can only get a bag of carrots but still dreams the day they will recieve that golden button to get get said crap.
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“I want to be disappointed” but surprises are too fun to be disappointing.
I want to be disappointed! I mean how could it be more disappointing than snagging a boc and then be stuck not able to make the purchase in time before being sold out because of waiting for Amazon to process payment…
I want to be disappointed
I want to be disappointed
“I want to be disappointed”
There…done…now for my write up:
Taking full advantage of my socks…
wait, maybe I got these elsewhere? Am I still in the drawing?
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I live to be disappointed daily here. In fact the cages and dogs are cardboard cutouts. So disappointed.
I want to be disappointed – let’s just get that out of the way.
How could you put such cute dogs in a metal cage? I hope they don’t fit in the BOC.
My dog wants you to know she is capable of leaping over that cage wall, no wall will hold her.
I am disappointed in you, in your cage, your BOC…why do I come back day after day?!
I don’t want your cage or your BOC (reverse psychology? maybe).
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