CAPTION THIS: The Pirate Edition


I’m not really sure what to do with my hands…


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Pirate 1: YARRGH!!! There be a bunghole between me legs!!!

Pirate 2: Oh, really!? I totally should fancy a look!
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Look kid… I’m really scared… Just tell me where the yellow brick road is so I can get my courage and get out of here.

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Middle: All the treasure among the seven seas won’t be savin’ ye from lung cancer Smithy…


No seriously… You can pull the trigger. This is my new armored codpiece!


Pirate 1: “Yarr, it be hard to discern the silvers from the golds in this here non-technicolor moving picture.”

Pirate 2: “Perhaps the reboot will reveal the treasure!”

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As always, PG-13 is appreciated.
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How be it you suppose to make with the piratical humor if it ain’t rated “Arrrrrr”…?

Saaay, what’s the big idea pointing your pistol at my gun?

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How be it you suppose to make with the piratical humor if it ain’t rated “Arrrrrr”…?
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//snerk!

Ok, so my pants are a little high, stop staring!

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Arrr. Do you realize what this means…

Now the entire crew can play Pretty Pretty Princess.

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Ok, so my pants are a little high, stop staring!
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Click reply on the picture you want to use and then it will be with your post.

How do you get your hair to curl like that? Can you do mine?

When a pirate is landlocked, what is a pirate’s favorite car to dive?

But I just trimmed my nose hairs!

the Toyota YAAAARRRis of course!

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Well gosh I guess you do have a beard.

But I’m pretty sure that Santa would never threaten to run me thru if I didn’t sit on his lap and tell him what I want for Christmas.

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Pirate 2: …stuck a feather in his hat and called him maca-
Pirate 1: STAHP WITH DAT SONG
Pirate 2: whistles the rest
Pirate 1: YARRRRRRRR TO FISTICUFFS WE GO

Man: You MUST inform me of the curler you use for your hair
Woman: I…I…I forget the brand. I got it on Woot.
Man: Blast! I only ever see Dyson vacuums and Roombas!

“Waaaiiittttt. You said there’d be booty, but all I’m seeing is Thunder Thighs.”