Do you like this poll?

of course there’s no option for HELL NO!!!

Meh. I’ve seen better.

This one will make me a millionaire! And you don’t even offer a measly BOC.
“I’ve never liked anything more…”
Except my son. And my cat. And my car. And my job. My job is actually not too bad compared to this poll. And my dentist. And my ex.
Heck, come to think of it, there’s actually a bunch of stuff better than this poll!
This was sooo much simpler before I came through the door and discovered that crisp, clean, baggage-free theme was total crap.
TWSS
You know that thing when you’re 12 and running through a field playing capture the flag and you’re using hats as flags because you don’t have anything better but one of the hats is tan and hard to see in the twilight because of the long grass in the field and the surrounding trees are selectively blocking the dying sky light and so you grab it but it’s not the hat, it’s actually a shirt someone left but now you are behind enemy lines and Scott is heading your way to tag you so you start running back to your side and you don’t see the 3 foot metal pole in the grass and neither does your knee but the shirt you grabbed does a great job of soaking up the blood from the wound you will later find out needs 7 stiches, which is your lucky number because of Mickey Mantle, so it’s not all bad? I didn’t like that pole.
42

…until tomorrow’s.
How can I possibly describe such perfection /s
There, fixed that one for you ![]()

Not really. It might have been better if there had been a punchline.
Magnificent
Admittedly, I read the entire poll in Kevan Brighting’s voice. This must be what Stanley felt.
