Do you talk to your plants?
No… but maybe I should…
It’s mostly the other way around.
Yes - but they never answer
Well, yeah. It would be rude to ignore them when they’re talking to me.
Not anymore. Now I go to a retro Fern Bar and talk to some random fern: “My ficus doesn’t understand me.”
I’ve yelled at a few, but talk, no.
- Haven’t got that many plants yet
- Haven’t gone that crazy yet
On Sunday, we were nearly to the driveway. My wife lets out this gasp of sorts. I slam the breaks and start looking around to see if I was about run over something. Nope, the wife just notice one of her special plants flowered. She proceed to get out the car and talk to plant on how beautiful “she” is. I was catching my heart.
Of course
Yes, & they appreciate our CO2.
No, but my plants talk to me.
I ask it when will it produce lemons
Nope. That’s what the dog is for.
Um maybe.