Electric Penis Vacuum Pump

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Even more awesomness!!

“Used this to make a chocolate cream cheese buttercream frosting, and it worked well.”

“Got this for my dad to give to my mom for Valentines. He’s kind of at that grumpy man stage so thought the caveman Simplicity was totally up his alley. My mom loved it. She thought it was funny and also something that fit him.”

“Works perfectly in buttercream icing!!!”

“The product is very good. It is a little pricier than the grocery stores.”

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The larger the circle, the more pumps needed.

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I love that Woot is being inclusive, no matter what kind of equipment you’ve got, it needs some form of maintenance and…upkeep

Ba dum tss :drum:

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AAHH HAAA…! TIZ I… UN-GAURD YOU FOOL .!!

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Does this suck? AFAF :wink:

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Where’s the forumite who would furiously debate the pros and cons of the various pumps?

IIRC the vacuum was on their “death will follow if you use this” list.

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You put what in there

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P E N I S

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It’s most useful if yours is a Small World after all

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It’s a good thing the packaging makes clear that this is for MEN and not the penis-bearing population at large

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Vacuum pump meet the vibrating egg. Match! :kiss_woman_man:

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What happens if it gets stuck on high and cannot turn off?

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One hell of a Wednesday night :smiley:, as well as severe irreparable tissue damage. :tired_face:

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Yes, because only “real” men have such insecurities!

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(In George Takei voice)

Oh my!

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Well…Oh, my ! We truly have gone to the dogs now!!!:paw_prints::service_dog::joy::rofl::joy::rofl::smiling_face::woman_facepalming:LOLOL!

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