Woot! I would rather not see this unopened box
Especially if results in W
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: crap
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: used or broken items
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: an empty box.
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: an even larger BOC!
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc a mac mini xd
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: Screaming monkeys (I have too many already).
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: perfume
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: Mortimer, he eats like a horse, who can afford that!
Crap!
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: … I am not picky, send me anything!
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: miscellaneous small pieces of obsolete technology.
Knock knock, trick or treat.
Treat, please!
“Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc: STUFF”
Pick me for the mega box
Woot! I would rather not see this in my boc An empty Jager bottle (because it would just be sad…)