Giveaway! Enter by 5/12/2025 @ noon CT


Welcome to this week’s giveaway!


It’s a cardboard box! No! It’s a shopping crate! NO! It’s MEGA BOC!!
It’s a bigger than the norm Box o’ Crap. So more crap. More disappointment.


There will be FIVE (5) winners this week. Each winner will receive:

(1) Mega B.O.C. - Ships in a plain brown box. This is not subject to the 31-day purchase limit [Approx. retail value: $10.01]


NO PURCHASE REQUIRED TO ENTER

To Enter

  • Post right here in this thread that you are reading right now saying “Woot! Please don’t send _______” (fill in the blank) or whatever you want really.

:small_red_triangle: Do not post anything political or inappropriate in your entry. If an inappropriate post is selected, we will choose another one.

  • You MUST post right here in THIS thread - the one you’re reading right now. Posts in another thread or on Facebook, Twitter, or any other place are not valid entries. Read to the end of this post and then tap/click image to post your entry.

  • ONE entry per person. All posts are considered entries. Users with multiple entries/posts will be not be chosen.

Pro Tip: You don’t have to scroll to the bottom to post. Just reply/comment on this post and you’re done.

You must enter before Monday, May 12, 2025 @ 12pm CT.


Reminder: One entry/post per person per giveaway.


RECAP:

VALID Entries
:white_check_mark: Posts in THIS thread. The one you are reading right now.

INVALID Entries
:x: posts in other threads
:x: private messages
:x: posts on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram
:x: multiple posts in this thread (every post is an entry; one entry per person)


New to Woot! and Want to Enter?

If you already have an account with Amazon, you can use your login email/password to login into Woot. We’re an independent subsidiary of Amazon. Your login credentials are protected through Amazon’s login widget.

Go to https://www.woot.com/

Click on Account (upper right on desktop; lower navigation bar on mobile web). On mobile web, choose “Sign In”.

If you have an Amazon account already, click “Log in with Amazon”.
If you do not have an Amazon account, click “Create your Amazon account”.

When asked to create a user name, we recommend that you don’t use your real name or email.

Now you’re ready to enter the giveaway.

Return to this Giveaway thread

Once you’re back in the Woot! forums, you’ll be asked to log in again with your account information . You’ll only be asked to do that once. This creates your account on the forums. Come back to this thread and post an entry.



Winner Selection and Notification

We will randomly pick a potential winner by taking the post count and getting a random number from good ol’ Microsoft Excel (trademark, copyright, protections, etc). That number is the permalink post number.

Winners will be notified on Monday via Private Message here on the forums. If you have a private message, you’ll see a number next to your avatar in the upper-right corner of the forums. You will also get an email from an @amazon.com email address to the email address on your Woot! account, not your Amazon login email (if different) Click here for info on updating your email address.

You have until that Wednesday at 12 noon CT to respond with your mailing address and stating that you agree to these stupidly long contest rules .

Did I say No Purchase Required to Enter? Legal says I have to say that.

And by the way, NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Must be a legal resident of the 50 United States or D.C., 18 or older. Limit one entry per person and e-mail address. See Official Rules for details

Also, here the link again for all those long legal rules .


Reminder: One entry/post per person per giveaway.


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Woot! Please send a link to an AI generator that can spell :confounded_face:

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gimme that crap!

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Bigger the box, bigger the crap!

episode 14 friends GIF

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Cougar Town Wink GIF

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POST.

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Staring Blank Face GIF by Petsure UK

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Please send!

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Woot! I would be MEGA happy to win this, then disappointed

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Season 10 Finale GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Woot! I want whatever is in the BIG Box! :grinning:

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My momma always said
“Forrest, Life is like a MEGA B.O.C.: You never know what you’re gonna get.
It all depends on the WOOT! monkeys!!”

forrest gump GIF

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Woot! Please don’t send crap.

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Dear Woot: I need this Box of Crap, this bandolier of carrots, to fulfill my plans to become a superhero. I cant say more, but my entire backstory rest in your hands. Let your guide be you conscience.

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Me chilling in a box waiting to win a bigger box. Also, the “FRAGILE” is referring to my emotional state not my physical state which would be “DECREPIT”. Note: FRAGILE (pronounced FRUH-JEE-LAY) is French for “ALREADY BROKEN”
skeleton cardboard box GIF by jjjjjohn

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Woot I would love some gardeny crap

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My heart has a void that can only be filled with crap in a box.

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Woot, please share some Mega Brisket Over Celery with me. :folded_hands:

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Make me mega disappointed.

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Woot! Please don’t send

Or

Jardineria GIF by Konan MyH

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