Woot! Please don’t send any more X rated Gorilla DVD’s
Woot! Please send me a clone of myself. I’m way too awesome to continue existence as a singular entity.
Woot! Please don’t send anything good, just crap, lots o’ crap!
Woot! Please don’t send penguins. Well, maybe just one…
Woot! Please don’t send empty boxes
WOOT, please DON’T send a MAGA hat.
Woot! Please don’t send actual crap!
Woot, please don’t send me a box of angry hornets
“Woot! Please don’t send baby products!
WOot! Hope I win!
Woot, please don’t send a box of cantaloupes (
). They only lead to unfortunate confusion.
Thank you for your consideration.
Please dont send… a bill
Woot! Please don’t send me a Leak Frog!!
Woot! Please don’t send cash!
Woot! Please don’t send crappy crap!

Woot! Please don’t send a barrel of monkeys.
Woot! Please don’t send me an unsold Trumpy Bear.
POSTING TO WIN AND NOT LOSE!
Woot! Please don’t send a new ipad pro (current gen, 7th?)