Green Grotto 16: tl;dr

[pepper114]

Everything is falling apart today.
I have a flat tire.
Got two emails in a row - coworker is sick and the first floor bathrooms are closed.

[hot72chev]

@pepper114

But we can use both as a reason for cake right?

I didn’t know we needed a reason for cake. Little Debbie Valentine Cakes for everyone!

[Codename00101010]

@NightCreeper

Bacon and even some chopped up Pork Loin if it’s available helps too!!

BACON?!

[moles1138]

@archetype6

Apparently I created some confusion last evening.

The “list of three” is the list of three famous people… celebrities or athletes or whatever… that you are allowed to have sexual relations with and not have it count as cheating on your significant other. They must be people you don’t know and have never met and you must pre-declare your list for it to be eligible. You can’t spot someone across the room and put them on the list.

@moles1138

Larry, Curly, Moe

Nevermind

[mbspell]

onions are awesome

https://media4.giphy.com/media/6GSWOgnH29kqI/giphy.gif?cid=64a4647dg4fq0fgovlr337eix9hk8il34gjgxpch21s39n6c&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g(image larger than 4 MB)

[therealjrn]

@mbspell

onions are awesome

https://media4.giphy.com/media/6GSWOgnH29kqI/giphy.gif?cid=64a4647dg4fq0fgovlr337eix9hk8il34gjgxpch21s39n6c&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g(image larger than 4 MB)

Wow. That guy is good!

[Codename00101010]

@mbspell

onions are awesome

https://media0.giphy.com/media/RhMw9XZU7R0FMOVgGK/giphy.gif?cid=64a4647d46xg6793dov8n0y22ob0dv69n56xlppvwhu9a5h1&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g(image larger than 4 MB)

Remember Rule 2:

@Codename00101010

Rule #2: All topics eventually come back to food. Especially cats.

[therealjrn]

@hot72chev

I’m single, can I list more than three?

THIS

[moles1138]

@hot72chev

I’m single, can I list more than three?

I’m married. I could, but there is only one.

maybe not the best in context

[Codename00101010]

Two more days! I’ve not had a PC upgrade in quite a while so this is AWESOME!

[therealjrn]

Exciting! Congratulations!

[Queen89]

Brad Pitt, Sam Elliott, John Stamos

I might be a one night stand HO, because there is more 1 nighters out there who would disappoint me eventually. LOL

In the end, I married my best friend and fantasy.
His are Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale, and Ashley Judd.

Edit: He is not beside me. He is sleeping and these are just things I know.

[moles1138]

I’m (over)due for a new pc. Still on Windows7.

[benjaminleebates]

@moles1138

I’m (over)due for a new pc. Still on Windows7.

We have one onE 7 still, running old illustrator versions, don’t want to upgrade.
Our phones are like 10 years old as well.

[moles1138]

@benjaminleebates

@moles1138

I’m (over)due for a new pc. Still on Windows7.

We have one onE 7 still, running old illustrator versions, don’t want to upgrade.
Our phones are like 10 years old as well.

Yeah, not sure a new one would run CorelDraw 9 that we’ve had close to 20 years. I’d need a CD drive. Plus I’d still like a burner.

[pepper114]

@moles1138

@archetype6

Apparently I created some confusion last evening.

The “list of three” is the list of three famous people… celebrities or athletes or whatever… that you are allowed to have sexual relations with and not have it count as cheating on your significant other. They must be people you don’t know and have never met and you must pre-declare your list for it to be eligible. You can’t spot someone across the room and put them on the list.

@moles1138

Larry, Curly, Moe

Nevermind

Lmao!!!

[pepper114]

Oogie is awesome. It’s completely understandable lol.

[pepper114]

Tire is still flat.
One meeting canceled.
Bathroom is open.
Coworker is really sick. Poor guy he was starting to get better.

[moles1138]

But I’m thinking about “a list” way too much. So many names thru the decades.

[pepper114]

Tire is still flat.
New tire was $198.