Have you ever 'snarted'?

Or if you prefer, from the 1979 movie “10”
“How old is she?”
“I honestly don’t know, I don’t think she does”
“Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog”
(said when a very old Mrs Kissel is leaving the room tooting all the way, as the dog gets up and runs from the room)

No sneezing there either.

Is this snarted something that William Shatner does?

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Shnarted seems easier to say.

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Do not try in space suit 1

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Do not try in space suit II

Will Sharting be on the next quiz?

Asking for a friend.

Barking spiders, blame the kids, low flying ducks?

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At my age is could be a snartpee at any time

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Just the other day!

No but I have…

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NSFW Reference:

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Lin Manuel Miranda Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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I didn’t want to, but when I was in geometry class and sneezed, I couldn’t hold the fart in anymore. Everyone thought Rose farted though.

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Is this anything like a Snequeef?

‘The full evac’ … will let you figure it out.

Wouldn’t that be a Fareeze?

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I’ve been accused of snore-farting, but I’ve never heard it for myself.

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Never Never!

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