Have you ever 'snarted'?
Translation?
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Itās when someone sneezes and farts at the same time.
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Thankfully I donāt know if youāre making that up or not, and I refuse to search the internet.
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What was wrong with the definition showing on my link? It was essentially the same thing as what I wrote about.
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Oh all the time.
How else are you going to cover up the fart sound?
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Is that like sharted?
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Without the ability to be skeptical, weād just be skeptical-less living beings.
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Itās at a lower level than sharted. Thankfully.
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No but we now need a word for all 3
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I wasnāt harming your ability to be skeptical, I was just providing backup for my answer.
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Good.
I value the few (nonphysical) abilities which I have.
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Snharted 
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I use to snart all the time back in college with PJ and Squee.
Sneezarrhea!
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At first I thought it meant āsniffed and fartedā, and I wondered: who hadnāt sampled the flavor of the Dutch Oven they had made? Gotta make sure itās up to snuff for the recipient. But then I read that it was āsneezed and fartedā and I was mildly disappointed that it was something so mundane. Iāve had times when Iāve had a stomach bug, drank too much, or even lost a bet on whether or not the macaroni salad was expired that Iāve sneezed and Jackson Pollocked the wall while desperately trying not to aspirate the vomit I was trying to direct into the toilet. I havenāt seen a word for that yet, and I know there are other people out there who have had that happen to them. And Iām pretty sure the first time it ever happened our creator told his friends, āThatās a feature, not a bugā as everyone howled in laughter. I bet some of them laurted, too.
