I Miss the Old Woot

Excuse me, I have eyes. I can clearly see that you also do not work for Woot because if you did you would understand that you were working for Amazon and not Woot because Woot isn’t the old Woot that it used to be okay. Because of this, I am now the new Baron of who is and who isn’t working at Woot. Now that I have usurped this role from the greedy grubby hands of the proletariat, I demand more bags of crap.

Thank you senator.

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I remember. Those were exciting times back when you were trying to predict the future. If only there were a cost effective way to keep the packages from getting so sweaty. Bummer.

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WELL YOU’VE GOT ME THERE. BOYS, SHIP HIM ALL THE CRAP

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I distinctly remember driving our drone around Federal Way, WA thinking “this probably wasn’t the best idea”

NOT because Federal Way is gross (it was very nice, in fact).

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@Narfcake @davejlives

So it’s agreed. @ThunderThighs is really just an impostor.

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Wait what? No way. You didn’t. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Guys, she knows where you live. Each and every one of you. AND she knows where the drones are.

#teamTT #TTisWoot #TTrules

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The truth is …

… I am ThunderThighs.

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No! I’m ThunderThighs!

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I purchased this shirt during the last 40% off sale. When missing out on a Digital Crap prize on monkey jump the default offering is this shirt for $11. Take 40% off and you get a fantastic shirt for the low low price of only $6.60. It’s grass green color goes with everything from khakis to my spectacular tropical style camo shorts. My wife hates this shirt. I wear it often.

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@Wooter195415795, heard you got one of these on the way! A fine purchase, old chap.