If Woot had to change its name, what should it be?

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If Woot had to change its name, what should it be?

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I miss Moofi.

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Shout out to Greg

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I vote Amazon:LIte

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Toow

The Urban dictionary is spot on: It conveys a sad feeling. It is most commonly used among the internet community. Oh my neck hurts, my life is awful, and I feel like dying! TOOW !

Or I just bought something from this website that will disappoint me! TOOW!

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Greg Succession GIF by Vulture.com

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Always sold out. Toow!

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• Crap Bag
• BOC (Buy Our Crap)
• Moot

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Amazon’s BOC Emporium of delightfully useless gadgets and gizmos

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The “DP” = The Disappointment Palace.

That way if anybody ever gets disappointed in their BOC, you can say well that’s the name of our company so…

If they are really upset and think they got screwed in whatever purchase they made, you can just point out the initials and let them figure it out why it’s fitting.

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VoPPoV. It’s a perspective we’re all so familiar with.

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I feel a branding shakeup coming.

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BOC

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Or shorten to Crap.com

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Why? Did Beyonce name her kid Woot! and find a bunch of star struck chodes to give her the trademark for the name?

Beyoncé Secures Trademarks for Blue Ivy’s Name

I vote Mortimer and Monte’s Boutique of Curiosities, or M&M’s BOC for short. No one would ever name their kid that! Well, hardly anyone.

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This reminds me of twenty years ago when some were recommending that you register an internet domain name for your newborn. :roll_eyes:

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:+1: Morti’s Dealz :+1:

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Oh yes, you get all my thumbs up :+1: :hand_with_index_finger_and_thumb_crossed: :+1: :hand_with_index_finger_and_thumb_crossed: :+1: :hand_with_index_finger_and_thumb_crossed: :+1: :hand_with_index_finger_and_thumb_crossed:
Alright, I know I am cheating with the number of my thumbs, but nevertheless, it is a :+1: :+1: :hand_with_index_finger_and_thumb_crossed: :hand_with_index_finger_and_thumb_crossed:

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TheOldWOOT

(Nearly everyone liked it better!)

If not that, then perhaps:

ThunderThighsEmporium ?

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Wound!
Or
Womanzon
Or even
Wookyzon
And
Whoazon!
Lastly
Wootazone

So there it is…
Wait!
One more…

Amawoot!

EOT

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