iGrow Laser Hair Growth System

Woot, I am disappoint.

Worked great for Don the Con!

No amount of hair regrowth will change the fact that you will die, memory of you will fade, the earth will be swallowed by our dying sun, and the remains of the solar system will be flung into the void of interstellar space.

Wait’ll these start showing up in BOC’s!

I think the original is correct - try ordering pi/2 helmets. Discreet it is not - unless you are already on a futuristic roller derby team.

This device works by delivering subliminal messages via the headphones to your hair follicles with statements like “I think I can, I think I can”.
The helmet apparatus contains cameras which posts one’s progress to social media.

They really need a celebrity endorser.

Holy smack! What if a reality show host started wearing it and no longer needed a comb-over?

Words don’t exist to describe how awesome that looks.

I couldn’t help but notice that “after” hair is also conspicuously (and suspiciously) darker.

If you look at the “before” pictures, you can clearly see that the hair is brushed away from and around the bald spot, where in the “after” picture, it’s loosely brushed over. In the first set, you can see that the hair has been grown longer generally.

Here’s the deal. i have a luscious head of hair, just follow the arrow. It is truly gorgeous. Total stranger will stop me in the arcade, mall food court or skating ring to and run their fingers from the front all the way down the back past my shoulders (i keep the sides pretty short for professional reasons). My point is, i don’t need this, but i’m buying one for the simple fact that is will provide amble protection for the one thing that makes me…me.

http://www.drodd.com/images12/mullet26.jpg

I’m in for one. Telling my nephew it’s an oculus rift.

“I’m not only the Hair Club president, I’m also a client.”

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/jeff-bezos-435.jpg?w=435

Don’t mess with devices like this. Dr. Zeng Zau has a hair growing cream that actually works. I saw it on CNN.

Do the headphones fold out of the way or detach? How easy is it to use this on other regions of my body?

At this price range and the fact that these are refurbs already, I’m a little concerned about modifying them in a manner that would suit my needs if it will void the 1 year warranty.

SO much win here …

I’m a little disappointed that there are only a couple posts making fun of that photoshop monstrosity.

I don’t claim to be Nostradamus… But, a hundred years from now this will be featured on an article of inventions from the stupid ages.

The Best Part is that is re-certified. Some poor schmuck must have worn it for 120 days when his wife finally stopped laughing and told him to return it and get a razor cause that thing don’t cure stupid.

This guy said it works great,
and only after two hours.

BEFORE

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/7100/Carrot-Top-Bald-71231.jpg

AFTER

http://www.halfpriceshows.com/Shows/images/CarrotTop.3.250.jpg