I absolutely detest posting here knowing it says Customer service does not monitor here, but open to suggestions for assistance. I am well past one lunar cycle waiting for an approved refund for a recalled murder treadmill and I think that my support emails are now going up in flames like said treadmill has a risk of doing.
My emails started 7/14, refund was approved immediately and advised it would hit the original form of payment in a few business years (I mean days), and it never did. After waiting in the vestibule of patience for -insert Sponge Bob meme here- days, I was told the order was too old to refund the original form of payment and that I could get a Woot! credit or a refund check. On 7/31 I was advised magical paper that will give my bank account money was on the way in 2-3 days.
On 8/15 I poked that the ever reliable United States Postal Service has yet to grace my mailbox with magic paper. I have received no further reply from Dearest Woot, whom I must assume has decided to end this relationship and move on to another lover, maybe someone less stingy about getting back a Franklin and almost two Hamiltons. As the great Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell once said on a Lazy Sunday, It’s all about the Hamiltons baby, and I could use the equivalent of 12 Hamiltons in my bank account soon.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -ET (not the Extra Terrestrial)
