Dunno why there’s people paying nearly $200 for a single chocolate covered mushroom, but I do know I sure don’t have that kind of expendable income for something like that.
I’m not ever going to buy something that uses the word “enrobed”
That is all.
If, and that is a pretty sarcastic if, I were paying nearly $1,000 a pound for chocolate (or anything), there better not be anything approximate about the weight.
But… a gold box 
for under $200!! And it has a ribbon 
. It is a deal, isn’t it? 
A pity that the little pretty 3oz ball inside must be eaten quickly: Best By: 1 week or store frozen.
I know that when I’m looking to spend $1,000 a pound for a candy, the first place I’d go is to a discount website where I’m sure the product will be stored correctly, delivered in the correct conditions and not left on a doorstep in the weather. I certainly wouldn’t go to a chocolatier who specializes in such delicacies, especially to save $70.
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If I’m paying that much for a chocolate covered mushroom it had better be psychedelic
The manufacturer says:
"This product is made to order and ships within 14 days of order date.
Product has a 7 day shelf life. This product can only ship Next Day Air Saver because of the shelf life if you are not within the regular 1 day transit time from CT."
Meanwhile, these have been sitting in a dusty warehouse for months…