And I love it when my eyes vibrate!!
Wow what a great price on this Stevie Wonderizer!
Will this work on brown eyes?
No, just portable eyes.
Actually, for real, I use a heated eye mask. They can be VERY effective and useful.
They don’t get the heat right on these things and instead of fixing that the manufacturers just add more features- massage, cooling, speakers, etc. 
I appreciate and recommend my Oasis
Eye warmer?
I think they were asking if it works on their chocolate starfish, balloon knot, or leather cheerio — aka the classic bunghole/poop chute.
The again, maybe they just meant brown eyes? 
Either way, I would appreciate an official Woot response.
we’ll pay you to try it down there
This experiment would need to be carefully documented. For science.
for science
For science, does it need to be my bunghole or can I outsource this to my intern?
Have him pick up more ice cream.
for science it should be multiple holes bc we need more data points
Fine. I’ll have him pick up some ice cream and some bums. Wait. Does a bum bumhole count twice?
unforunately it cancels out, so there’s no hole at all
don’t blame me, blame science