What IS Mischief Days? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a bird plane? (Which makes no sense once we think about it; birds can fly.) No! It’s a non-stop onslaught of chances to get crazy-low prices, coupons, play games, and win prizes. Oh, and it has Bags o’ Crap, too.
DEAL-O-METER #1 — Vote to lower the price!! Voting starts at 8 a.m. on Monday, May 23, 2022. Make us lose even more money on Tuesday! ~~Goal not met. 
MEMORIAL DAY SALE — We have all the discounts for bedding! Starts at 12 p.m. CT.
WTF PRICING — Try for a chance to purchase something for only $1!! Starts at 11 a.m. CT and ends at 3 p.m. CT. Don’t be late. You don’t want to miss out on these crappy deals!
DEAL-O-METER #2 — Vote to lower the price AGAIN!! Voting starts at 8 a.m. on Wednesday, May 25, 2022. Make us lose even more money on Thursday!
GET READY FOR VACATION — Planning your next vacation? Take a peek at our vacation gear, so you can have the best trip EVER. Starts at 12 p.m. CT.
WOOT-OFF — It’s time for another Woot-Off. We’ll be here from 8 a.m. CT - 10 p.m. CT. And don’t forget the Shirt Woot-Off!
DEAL-O-METER #3— Vote to lower the price!! Voting starts at 8 a.m. on Friday, May 27, 2022. Make us lose even more money on Saturday!
4 OF A KIND - A DICE GAME — It’s the Woot! Forum dice game. Get 4 of a kind and you may get a Bandolier of Carrots! Starts at 9 a.m. CT.
TT’s HAPPY HOUR — Join us for our virtual drink-and-coupon-giveaway Happy Hour, hosted by Forum Queen @ThunderThighs on Friday, May 27 from 5 p.m.- 7 p.m. CT.
GOOD LUCK!
But I hope they do know that Memorial Day is next Monday right?
