I noticed a package on my UPS app coming from Woot. I checked all of my orders and shipping numbers and those were all accounted for, so I had a feeling this may be retaliation for sending this
Along with more tags wrapped up in the paper so that when it was unwrapped, they would go everywhere. A letter was written, as well as an apology for the mess to come…
Fast forward to today, when the package finally arrived. It was much bigger than I was expecting, and I opened it outside, just in case
Turns out, it’s a box full of Woot monkeys! My boxer is beside herself with excitement, but I only let her have two. The rest will go to 98 lucky trick-or-treaters on Halloween! (That’s the best I could come up with, sorry Evan )
You can never have too many monkeys and they bring you the most joy when you give them away!
I received my 2023 monkeys today and immediately noticed that their fur feels softer and their eyes are bigger than previous years. Nice upgrades, Woot!
You should send them screaming towards the trick or treaters and have them try to catch them in their bags. The scream alone could scare some for added entertainment.
Oooh, those are genius ideas plus the added perk of having them all in the box screaming. I will take video of them all screaming together if I do it, lol.
The other idea I had was to monkey bomb the downtown area of our small town, but that takes more effort than I’m willing to put forth
Also, I didn’t end up handing them out to trick or treaters because we are actually going to “monkey bomb” our little town! We will hang them all over town on statues, trees and playgrounds. My neighbors are going to help and it will be awesome! May even make our local blog and/or newspaper
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Definitely upgraded. They really are softer! I just want to shrink down and dive into the box 
