How pocket close? Hook and loop fasteners? Will a locker key or hotel room key fall out?
So they are not actually swim trunks?
[MOD: yes, they’re swim trunks. Pay no attention to the creative write-up.]
I was wondering the same thing
Got one the last time. It is hook-and-loop.
Swim shorts not actually for swimming?
Right. Quick dry swim shorts not for swimming. I was about to order 1 and noticed the description now I’m confused
@ThunderThighs Are these really not supposed to be worn for swimming? Or did the copy writer get carried away?
The shorts have the holes in them for draining so I would think they are intended for swimming. I think the write-up is just a joke. I think.
What’s the final consensus here? Are they a bathing suit or not??
That’s what I’m thinking too. I really think they’re for swimming.
I concur. These bullets and the drainage holes would indicate they are for use in water.
- High-performance quick-dry construction
- Mesh lining
- Ideal for wearing to the beach or casual hangouts
Unrelated to the discussion of swim trunks or not, these are some really janky looking “dolphins”. Looks like it’s actually upside down sailboats, which always spells a good time had in the water.
@die13lda wait, is that some sort of Rorschach test, cause all I see are sailboats - and for the record, they are not upside down, they are that way for the person who is wearing them to admire their manly swimming not swimming trunks
I didn’t even notice the…um…angular “dolphins.” But I’ve never seen shorts with a mesh lining that weren’t for use in the water. But maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life.
@ThunderThighs inquiring minds want to know which color/pattern is the most popular/purchased - are you able to narrow down the field?
I am betting 
I think they’re just trying to let us know it’s a swim trunk which can also be worn casually. I like em. Got one of each style. Good to pickup chicks.
Don’t know what kind of chicks you are picking up with these… Must be really cheap ones, like these swim pants 
People love watching me walk out of the water wearing wet trunks. Some guys will tug their shorts away from their bodies as they exit the water. Not me. Let those wet, sailboat shorts hug every bulge, nook, and cranny. People love it. Chicks included.
Well I bought a pair. Regardless I’ll be using them as a bathing suit.
I ordered a pair, hoping to trend towards janky coolness. 