Now I have a place for "LAST POST!"

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#1

Gather round’ the fire lil ones, it’s short story time!

In my beginning days of being a woot member, I tried to be the person on woot who had a unique sense of humor. The early months of Woot in 2005 was a crazy time, It might of been the high season of flaming and then a spawn of “First Post!” and ad whores, all being mentored by the watchful eyes of woot forum gurus, including TheGallopingCow.

One day, I had an idea- There’s a lot of first posters, but how about last posters? Sure, first posters get all the fame & glory of being the first looked, but it used to be difficult to post first due to traffic congestion when the woot item features at 12 central so I started posting last posts on as much woot threads as I can starting with the very first woot item and then on. PM wasn’t invented yet so forum admin TGC locked me out and emailed me:

“i just kept going and going and going through all of them, and noticed you kept posting and posting, so i disabled your account.
it wouldn’t be such a big deal if it didn’t make it so much harder for me to go back and see which threads people are posting their problems in.
i went ahead and enabled your account again, so you’re free to post again.”

So I stopped doing the Last Post thing… UNTIL NOW!! muhuhuuhahahah! dun dun dun.


LAST POST XII: The Postening. Post early, post often, but above all, post last
#2

first post! HAHAAHA


#3

HAHAHA! LAST POST!!! (I hope)


#4

…but I was always there to kill your dream! MWUUAAAHAHAHAHA!!! It will NEVAH BE!

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#5

[quote user=“gimmaroon”]…but I was always there to kill your dream! MWUUAAAHAHAHAHA!!! It will NEVAH BE!

.[/quote]
don’t forget about me either…[6]


#6

WOKE UP TO CHECK WOOT

NOOOOOOOO!

(LAST POST FOR NOW)


#7

You are doomed to repeat history, oh Royal one.

(…as am I, in this endeavour!)


#8

So, “Last Post” when this thread gets locked, wins. I plan to be THE Last Post Winner!


#9

Uh-uh.


#10

[quote user=“pooflady”]

Uh-uh.[/quote]
Sure, here comes Dame Poof, pretending she’s not trying for last post, with a generic, “uh-uh”.

Last freakin’ post. dummymod, LOCK this thread now!


#11

[quote user=“gimmaroon”]
Sure, here comes Dame Poof, pretending she’s not trying for last post, with a generic, “uh-uh”.

Last freakin’ post. dummymod, LOCK this thread now![/quote]

or shall I delete this post instead [:|]


#12

[quote user=“cruzer”]

or shall I delete this post instead [:|][/quote]

I didn’t know you could do that. When did that start? And what gets deleted when you click “Delete”?


#13

[quote user=“pooflady”]

I didn’t know you could do that. When did that start? And what gets deleted when you click “Delete”?[/quote]

that’s a good question…I haven’t tried it yet…


#14

Gimma’s gettin’ goofy.


#15

[quote user=“cruzer”]

that’s a good question…I haven’t tried it yet…[/quote]

…wondering that, too. So, we’re all dummymods!!!
Let the mayhem begin.


#16

[quote user=“cruzer”]

that’s a good question…I haven’t tried it yet…[/quote]

I just took a shot at it and cancelled. Looks to me like you can cancel any post you want to. This will wreak havoc.


#17

Lol, this is new condition for me?


#18

[quote user=“gimmaroon”]
Lol, this is new condition for me?[/quote]

well…you did disappear off the face of the earth for awhile…


#19

I tried to, but it evidently didn’t delete. Maybe my reason wasn’t good enough.


#20

ha!..it works…that’s just scary…