One Way Squirrel Door

One Way Squirrel Door

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Holy crow, you click on “One Way Squirrel Door” only to find out your really looking at a " Animal Eviction Products One Way Squirrel Door Excluder Valve for Squirrels"… that’s a lot of gibberish for animal trap.

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It’s for mounting on thier apartment doors so they can’t get back in once they leave. Squirrels don’t usually abide by eviction notices since it’s a lot of work removing all the nuts from the storage room.

Espn Party GIF by X Games

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I prefer this approach for a proper send off

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Good grief I need that and for it to be auto-resettable, for the 6 racoons taking up residence in my yard…

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I think for those chonky ones you need this larger version
ardilla

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But if you can’t get rid of them you can do this with hotdogs and 25 obese racoons:

43 million views and counting…

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  1. that. video. is. horrifying. :joy:

  2. I received my electric fence set up from Amazon earlier this week, so I’ll be setting that up this weekend trying to keep my koi pond from being a racoon sushi bar.

:smiling_face_with_horns::high_voltage::high_voltage::raccoon:

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You no like fuzzy fur balls? They only occasionally carry rabies. I do not recommend the “Racoon sushi.”

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This slow assault might keep you up if you see it emerging

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They were adorable until they decimated the koi pond at my new home… From 13 koi now down to 6…

I’m not even that crazy about the fish. It’s more “you touch-a my stuff, I break-a you face”. :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Maybe it’s like squirrels. They say to keep squirrels out of your birdfeeders, give them their own feeder.

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Is there a Cybertruck nearby? It may be the reason for the trash pandas.

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But given those chonkin’ racoons from the earlier video, they seemingly have no end to their appetite!

So shock therapy it will have to be…

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That feeder for squirrels is an actual thing you can buy !

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

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Carpe Diem Caffeinated Squirrel

Sisyphus the Squirrel

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Vaseline on this pole works very well
Wait, maybe I need to rephrase that

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One Smart Squirrel !

Smart Squirrel