Overheard in the Office

“I should make a bigger effort to come, even though it’s hard…”

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“My snip isn’t working…”

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“Kenny, you finally came!”

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(Actually overheard while donating blood yesterday, but starting a new thread for things overheard at the blood donation site feels too obscure)

“Last time I tried this, you couldn’t stick it in me…”

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“Sometimes you just feel around for it and after a while just admit that you can’t find it…”

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How to do it is technically simple, but how to get there is not…”

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“I opened my eyes and there was this hairy thing hanging right in front of my face and it was enormous and I didn’t know what to do so I just punched it as hard as I could with my fist…”

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“…I’ll drag you out of there by your penis…”

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“It’s fine but I just wish it was a little bigger…”

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“I’m in the mail handler’s union.”

“…That feels like it may have a different meaning here during pride month.”

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