“I should make a bigger effort to come, even though it’s hard…”
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“My snip isn’t working…”
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“Kenny, you finally came!”
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(Actually overheard while donating blood yesterday, but starting a new thread for things overheard at the blood donation site feels too obscure)
“Last time I tried this, you couldn’t stick it in me…”
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“Sometimes you just feel around for it and after a while just admit that you can’t find it…”
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“How to do it is technically simple, but how to get there is not…”
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“I opened my eyes and there was this hairy thing hanging right in front of my face and it was enormous and I didn’t know what to do so I just punched it as hard as I could with my fist…”
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“…I’ll drag you out of there by your penis…”
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“It’s fine but I just wish it was a little bigger…”
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“I’m in the mail handler’s union.”
“…That feels like it may have a different meaning here during pride month.”
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“My chicken’s been hanging out all day…”
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“It used to be you could just get in there and shove it in…”
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“You really need to be prepared for the squeezing effect that happens…”
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“Somehow, I was able to push it up further in…”
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“I never realized you could just stick it in that little slot…”
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“I have enough force to do it, but I don’t know how much stroke is needed…”
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“I started making fun of him because it had some sort of white, creamy stuff on it…”
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