Pointless pushes are here! (Part 1)

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Overheard in the Office

…or shopping mall, or gym, or truck stop parking lot. Wherever you spend your time, lotlizards. I’d say that I hear something completely absurd here at work at least once a day. I’ve decided to start logging these nuggets, and I invite you to join, EBW. I’ve got three to get started: “Yeah! They lactate stardust!” “Well, maybe here, but I promise it’s not that uncommon in Sweden and Germany.” Co-worker A: “How do you know so damn much about ostriches?” Co-worker B: “Uh, hello?! I went…