Sorry for the delay! I got my box on Thursday evening but then life took over 
The contents (random bits of baby gear not included, I just have a lot of it on my floor):
1 - Saint Etienne Football t-shirt
1 - Hawaiian shirt (still wrapped in plastic) - very apropos for this household 
1 - box of masks
1 - tummy butter for stretch marks - I do have a 6 month old, this may be useful
1 - trail camera - I need to research this more and see how it works. I may give it to my parents, who think they have a bear pooping in their potted plants (it’s either that or a crackpot neighbor!) 
1 - Chromecast with Google TV
2 - iPhone leather wallets
1 - Mystery USB A to C adapter
1 - pink duckie!
1 - spark plug (???)
1 - Anker 6-in-1 USB hub - husband claimed this immediately
0 - spiders!
Thank you Dave!! I very much enjoyed being a post mongrel and I will be back 