Post Mongering 10/12/23

Um…NO

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Peanuts

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No, I don’t pe… OH. I read that wrong. Sorry, never mind about my bathroom habits. Carry on.

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No hard feelings at all… I got the humor. I was just more disappointed in myself for missing it.

I caught 66% of the name status emojis.

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Spiders with botulism? Nice.

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Dave’s trying to get fewer participants for next time. :face_vomiting:

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I read your post about the spiders (sorry for laughing). You mentioned hobo spiders which I never heard of so I googled them…the wiki page says that after the male spider mates it dies. Didn’t you say there were 2 with 1 dead ACK!

Oh & I actually bought those blackout curtains from the mothership lol. I love them they do make everything dark.

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He’s due for a new liver and kidney.

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He’ll get denied until he controls his drinking. Maybe @Williamdavi can help curb Daves drinking? Lovers do have some influence.

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He drank wine.woot.

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No wonder it doesn’t exist. Dave killed wine.woot. He drank all the product.

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His bedroom closet opens into the back of the beer cave at the Quick Mart.

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That sounds like heaven. If you’re Dave.

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Ha! It’s all in good fun. I was only traumatized for a few minutes and spiders don’t really bother me so long as they’re not crawling or falling on me. I was more surprised that they lived there for about a week until I decided to wash the black-out curtains and had handled them (the curtains) several times throughout the week before unfurling them.

They both weren’t dead when I unfurled the curtains but one ran toward my spouse who promptly squashed it under his shoe.

Did the your curtains from the mother ship come with complimentary spiders as well? No? Are you sure?

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Who? @davejlives or @Williamdavi?

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Yes

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No they didn’t, but if if they did I didn’t notice. I hope not since I put them up without washing them. (I know that may sound icky to some, but they are curtains not clothing or bed linens). I don’t think so after all since my cat is a bug hunter & she would’ve seen & alerted us. She loves that window

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How about some spirits instead?

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@PadawanWooter 207

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Weren’t you on a pretty good streak? Sorry you didn’t get one either.

Big Hero GIF

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