Post Mongering 4/28/22 (Part 3)

@ThunderThighs MAKE IT SO

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Thieves might get a stinky hair filled vacuum but they also might get a new air fryer!

Worth It Football GIF by Apple TV+

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God will not let me off that easily.

The kids weren’t good enough yesterday so they, and you, have to wait until today to open it.

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Hold On Waiting GIF by Fleischer Studios

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Oh, I can wait. @Williamdavi is on his way to your house. Please feed him.

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Here’s opening DDC

And the reveal
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First up


“I won something “ ribbon, did I?
9 Pictionary cards
2 lightning cables, have iPhone and iPad, useful
Lightning adapter for corded earphones

Easter egg dye kit
1pack of each, forks, knives, and spoons. How are people in the break room supposed to eat? With their hands?

A handkerchief, says “No Ugly Crying “ Wedding leftover?
Makeup remover wipes, useful after my “scary Clown “ nights
Rain poncho, very useful considering that we’ve had less than 1 inch of rain since August of last year. We are do, right?

Kids gloves and beanie, should give to the kids next door since we are having highs around 100*
Ugly purse,

Wrinkled “bucket of crap” stickers, sorry @mbspell
Calculator, will go in desk drawer with 5 others
JBL Go3 speaker, does getting one make me one of the “cool kids “?

9 paper clips, who knows how many others may have found freedom from the compromised box!

Not in the box:

No socks,
No pillows,
No cat items,
No pizza, and

No Note!
If there was one,
It escaped with some paper clips, and maybe other stuff for companions!

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No card? Welp that’s gonna make the mad-lib a little harder

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REVEALS: 17 out of 42 (40%)
Wooter609214317 [no card] :fork_and_knife: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
melmelxd IT :socks: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
Wooter138012348 FROM :flask: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
jksquared TO :santa: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
wootevil IT :tshirt: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
mullog5 IN :toothbrush: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
dafrogman TIME. :pizza: :paperclips:
Diana37 A :poop: :paperclips::speaker:
SylvreKat POST :bowling: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
mareli83 ONCE :athletic_shoe: :paperclips::speaker:
Wooter547844675 GARBAGE :baby_bottle: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
gemi27ss THE :balloon: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
Goldielucks IN :hairbrush: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
Tinkerbellrules THINGS :bulb: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
gingirlj USED :poop: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
daveinwarshington DESK :tshirt: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
nspede SILLY :socks: :medal_sports::paperclips::mask::speaker:
bchlor4evr
CalypsoBane
caramelarrow
cartr1
ChickenNuggets
Cpaul085
Ed3rd
geminiree27
GlassCrawford
HelloYellow
jdr1
kinglowrider
offmycloud18
oheck
PadawanWooter
privateerx1
renatuslives
sammydog01
Se7enty9
Shifflme
shwaggyd
Wooter532777382
Wooter772326458
Wooter985401268
yosefa
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No :mask:

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My turn!
Pirate masks, false eyelashes, Halloween flag, tekken 7 game for XboxOne
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Razors, kids’ headphones, apple watchband, nipple covers (#WootAfterDark), Pictionary cards, sweet JBL speaker
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Ribbon, mask, Bucket stickers (time to swap out bucket’s face), Card that says “does”. I assume it’s the verb and not the deer but I guess we’ll see.
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76 paper clips. DID I WIN?
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THAT WAS REALLY FUN!

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I forgot,
Thanks Dave and
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U WELCOME

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Did you just learn to read and type?

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Since he didn’t get a card, I demand a do-over.

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lets hope someone got 2 cards, cause @davejlives was “on something” while stuffing the boxes.

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Catnip?

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prolly the special kind.

Growing Sesame Street GIF

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At the very least he should get some pokemon valentine’s cards.

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