Of course I wanted to start it…“Once upon a time…” But,
It’s Dave.
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Thanks for the correction!
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I think the last one was likely started that way.
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I’m not thrilled with the location of the word “WHERE”, but it kind of makes sense, and this could possibly be considered a valid sentence if you omit the “,” before the word BUT.
I’ve opted to make my missing words “AGAIN”, “WAS”, and “WASTE”.
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UPDATE - DDC has arrived in Hodgkins IL and is now in the lead. But will it actually depart from Hodgkins this time?
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I'm not sure if I'm proud of this or not, but I built a list in excel where it highlights the word in the list if it has already been used in the A1 cell.
Example
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I love the dedication and perseverance of all you weirdos
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I’ll sell you the penguin for your desk.
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$2 and he’s yours. He’s a top drawer penguin if you know what I mean.
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I would totally make a spreadsheet to try to figure out the word order but my computer broke.And then caught fire so I tossed it outside. Then it disappeared. Then it came back but there was a squirrel living in it.
So I don’t use my computer anymore but the squirrel has built a nice nest in there and seems pretty happy. I named him Squishy. Squishy the Squirrel. He’s kind of a jerk but he’s cute so whatever.
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man if I had a nickel…
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Me, too, but Squishy stole all my nickels. Dimes, too.
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I’ll give you all the profit from selling the penguin.
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You’d give it to your spider mama who’s somewhere in the warehouse?
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Reward us.
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I wish I knew what the actual saying was!
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The intern who wrote the cards and packed the boxes was let go last week
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I guess I could make something $1
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But I’m currently on my boat and I’m unable to log into my computer because of international maritime laws 
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I could use a new TV.
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