This is what I’ve come up with so far. Words with x in front and back are still missing so guesses at what might have been sent. I think I’ve made a mistake, though, because I think the unused words could be grouped as such, but I’m having a hard time slotting them in.
We have a race!
DDC departed Seattle WA on 5/21 but has not updated since. Estimated delivery is 5/26.
Separate Woot! order departed La Mirada CA 5/23. Also has estimated delivery of 5/26.
Lets see who wins. 
I got those too - all 3 packaged together in a box, marked as “Accessories for a Pressure Cooker” :
Is the red thing like a snorkel to divert the steam when you release the pressure?
Sounds reasonable? But I don’t think there were any instructions in the box…
??
Did not know this was a thing. Search “pressure cooker steam release” and they come in all sorts of shapes and colors.
Good find/info! I could not find this exact trio from the listed company (and their website is dead).
This one is pretty awesome:
here is what i have so far, thinking “was” and “waste” are to show up and the missing card was another filler word.
THERE ONCE was A WEBSITE (AND APP) CALLED WOOT!
WHERE PEOPLE USED IT TO POST SILLY THINGS AND IN EXCHANGE FOR A BOX
MADE FROM THE GARBAGE AT SOME GUY’S DESK
BUT IN RETROSPECT IT DOES SEEM KINDA waste OF TIME.
@davejlives How close am I?
Here’s my guess (pasting from excel)
| ONCE | A | WEBSITE | (AND | APP) | CALLED | WOOT! |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WHERE | PEOPLE | FROM | xHEREx | AND | THERE | [WENT] |
| TO | POST | KINDA | SILLY | THINGS | IN | EXCHANGE |
| FOR | A | BOX | OF | USED | GARBAGE | MADE |
| AT | SOME | GUY’S | DESK | BUT | IN | RETROSPECT |
| IT | DOES | SEEM | IT | xPASSEDx | THE | TIME. |
*We have two “lost” missing words.
can we make up words then?
or use the F word (the sentence enhancer)
Or Brawndo - the thirst mutilator
Ah no
Sure.
In Post Mongering, everything’s OK.
USING ALL OF THE WORDS (but guessing at the missing 2.)
Here is my guess. And, if you can tell me the 2 missing words, my brain will reset & try again.
THERE IS A WEBSITE (AND APP) CALLED WOOT!
WHERE PEOPLE FROM here AND THERE POST SOME SILLY THINGS IN EXCHANGE FOR A BOX MADE OF A GUY’S USED DESK GARBAGE
BUT ONCE IN RETROSPECT IT KINDA DOES SEEM TO pass THE TIME.
@davejlives Hiya! (That’s one long sentence!)
Your post-it method is very similar to my spreadsheet method
OH NO!!! I made an error on my end that might have confused others.
We are missing 2 words from 2 reveals that have yet to happen. BUT, @mareli83 also didn’t have a card in her box, so it should be 3 missing words.
Does that help your solution?
I’m so old school, I used to have to walk 7 miles in the snow, barefoot, before the church bell rang for school.
Slide in the word “UP” …FOR A BOX MADE UP OF…
I got a card…
@Wooter609214317 didn’t have a card
