Post Mongering: 5/27-5/29 (Part 3)

Size/weight envy?

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Yes. Totally yes of the whopping 25 lbs of crap someone else is getting. And yes what am I… like 5

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Ugh. The only payment method is DogeCoin.

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Pepper is special, her getting 25 lbs could be bad.
They sent her a used smelly, stinky full vacuum packed with animal hair; 2 post mongering events ago!

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Nah. Some of the better stuff weighed a lot less than a hairy Shark.

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They did. And therapy is going great.

But they more than made up for it with the dutch oven full of monkeys wrapped in a sleeping bag. There was a lot of goodies in that one. I’m so glad that one person didn’t respond.

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7.1Lbs for me

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Why is it just gifs of people eating watermelons and bananas?

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And why is that girl squatting on top of that glass coffee table? Is that a new Yoga pose?

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What in the world does she need that bushel of cucumbers for?

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Nah I’m just doin catch up on the BOC thread. I really don’t know what ppl are getting this time. One person did the labels, two others packed ‘em, and yet another person did random notes. Granted, I was in the room at the time, but I was passed out (so they tell me)

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Man those things are HEAVY. I had no idea. I usually just eat pizza, which is nice and lightweight

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They do add an element of danger to cooking. I was surprised at how heavy it was. Whoever packed it did great. The box was in bad shape after it made it across the country gently handled by UPS but nothing was broken. Except for the driver after he tried to drop kick it onto my porch. Eh. I like the new guy better anyway.

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I hope it’s cucumber salad. That would be nice on such a hot day. Maybe that’s why she’s not wearing any pants. It’s been hot for the beginning of June.

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Wait… what? Where? :flushed:

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Still no update on UPS My Choice :worried:

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@Williamdavi is ready for more!
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There’s that Kirk guy again. I’d be worried.

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I got mine today. I got pants, a thumbs up trophy with the note “best shitposter” but I might have added the note and a qi charger which is great because hell yeah wireless charging is dope.

There was a monkey, some beans and some cooling towel thing and a bag for swag.

Also like all of dave’s paperclips

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