Super fancy.
High end?
Pretentious on the cheap.
Hmmm?
Itās pretentious, but inexpensive.
Sorta like me?
This is a trap.
Like the trap which Peace set up unknowingly this morning?
(It was via PM, so, of course, you wonāt get the reference.)

Even without the iPhone thatās a solid haul⦠but with it⦠I have to believe if this was a BOC and @Woody1150 the Crappraiser was still crappraising, it would have earned 5 out of 5 flashing lights.
| REVEALS | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ashleyheart |
Ginnyill |
nspede |
netMASA |
badramen |
| bchlor4evr | Bethanos | Brove2016 | chrisykincaid | cjclaussen |
| coderunner02 | dafrogman | digitaljanitor | eidsoncr | fimbrethil |
| Froodyfrog | FrostByte | gemi27ss | hoffmanbike | jniemeier |
| kinglowrider | mbspell | MuchToMyChagrin | mullog5 | nathanwhat |
| offmycloud18 | oheck | pepper114 | pricklycat | privateerx1 |
| renatuslives | Se7enty9 | shwaggyd | StefanMakaSL1MSTEF | Williamdavi |
| wootdamn | Wooter167677922 | Wooter232418142 | Wooter609214317 | Wooter772326458 |
| Wooter805712026 | WooterWootsWendy | |||
| Part 1 | Part 2 |
Be nice to her. She has a broken couch.
More than that, actually.
Love the beanmojis ![]()
As promised, hereās my desk crap!
- 4 - 2014 Woot! Monkey Games Shirts
- 4 - 2017 Woot! Shirts
- 1 - Monkey
- 1 - Chimp Picture (This is a nice touch)
- 1 - Personalized Note
- 4 - Nerf Guns with the soft bullets
- ~55 - Paperclips (What kind of heathen doesnāt use nonskid paperclips?)
- 14 - Binder Clips (binder clips are always welcome)
- 7 - Monkeys Capes (WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE POOR MONKEYS!?!?)
- 6 - Stickers
- 2 - Cans of beans
- 3 - Cards with job postings with jobs Iām not at all qualified for.
Thanks @davejlives and the rest of the Woot! minions that made this possible!
Now⦠to find a yelley guy to shoot my new Nerf guns with.
Yes! Thatās great stuff!
Thanks⦠I customized the
icon, but I think Iām going back to it for simplicity sake in the next tracker update due soon ![]()
people are getting garbanzo beans which arenāt represented by the baked bean that I was going for, so I think itās better for them to all just be wrong.
I might need glasses because I definitely saw a word that wasnāt couch.
Gosh. I hope itās only her couch that broke.
Ope! Sorry, thereās more! I missed some stuff that got put to the side last night when I did the unboxing.
- 1 - Purple blow up alien.
- More stickers!
- 1 - Netgear WNR2000V5 wireless router (Itās opened so Iām not convinced it works. Is anyone at Woot! having network problems right now? I might have your router.)



