A non-descript box has been left on myt doorstep and it says it comes from MailRoom - Apollo in Seattle. I think I know what this is. I am about to open it…
Oh look! Shirt tags in my size!
The pile is roughly two inches thick on my desk so I may not have enough fingers or toes to count them on, but I’ll come back to that. Excavating past them, I find;
1 Large Green t-shirt with the words “Won’t Last Forever.”
Still more shirt tags and then…
1 3 XL Pink t-shirt that informs me “We Are Woot!”
Still more tags and then
1 XL White T-shirt that says “No.” which is a pleasantly negative attitude considering we are still dealing with Covid 19 (I have endeavored to stay negative!)
more tags…
1 Woot! Caribiner key fob with built-in flash light
1 Woot! Pen - So I will not be joining the rampaging mob, but do send my support!
more tags (the pile is much deeper now!
a Set of Woot-off lights so now I have enough for the coming Chanukah season!
1 set of wireless headphones
enough more tags to pile up 4 inches deep on my desk
and a 3x5" index card with the word “to” on it
I know the mantra - PIctures or it didn’t happen…
I will now attempt to count the mountain of tags…
1… 1 Mountain, that is
In this case a mountain is equal to… ummm… 488 plus 1 with those mysterious red lines
…so from now on, every shirt is a Woot shirt!