That’s an easy one!
Doug carefully counted out exactly 1,809 Woot tags for you to tell you…
You need to take a trip on a Steamboat in Illinois!
YAY!
In 1809, the Illinois Territory was created, and also in 1809 Robert Fulton patented the Steamboat.
Doug was probably thrilled to think of you enjoying a steamboat cruise on the mighty Illinois River (if there is one).
also… the “NON-INTERCOURSE ACT” was passed in 1809… 
Although it might be more fun in Nieman Marcus or some such store!
No banana for scale?
No me! His stupid broken-down Excel program refused to choose me this round.
I have zero tags to store in my yellow bucket!
I’m just hanging around to live vicariously through the actual winners.
He doesn’t need his foot to make earrings.
Unfortunately not, I had just made Blueberry Banana Bread a couple days previously, and haven’t gotten replacement nanas yet…
So the soda (SpinDrift) can was the next best thing I could think of, that is fairly stardard sized.
There are 286 tags total.
All size small.
1 of the tags is redlined!?!?!?
@daveinwarshington what does this mean?
Say the word and I’ll send ya some tags!
I’m afraid so. Doug says so.
Doug, in all his wisdom, is telling you to drop everything and go to Texas (unless you’re already in Texas, then stay there).
Head straight to Highway 286 and enjoy the wonderous sights you’ll see on this highway!
This video shows some of the beauty along the way.
YAY!
ps… Visit Woot while you are in Texas!
That’s a great video. I really enjoyed looking at the back of the front seat, half a steering wheel, the door frame, and the rear view mirror.
EDIT: The shaky cam at the end is the best part.
Caused by the excitement of such a thrilling drive on the famous Highway 286!
286!
All size small.
One redlined!
1 pink we are woot shirt
1 white is he done shirt (with makeup stains around collar)
1 woot monkey pillow
1 firestick 4k
1 woot pen
1 crap bag
1 T-List 2016 bag
21 regular solo cups
42 extra grip solo cups
1 college degree holding power strip
1 set of woot lights
1 giant pizza slice float
1 note card stating “state”
1245 (L) woot tags including 2 with red marks
He just got on a watch list? I thought that was a perquisite for working for Woot!.
