Post Mongering 8/18/22 (Part 2)

[peaceetc]

Good stuff. Did you count your tags?

[FrostByte]

@peaceetc

Good stuff. Did you count your tags?

@cartr1

And of course, a bunch of Woot! T SHIRT tags ( to be counted at a later date).

.

[peaceetc]

@FrostByte

@peaceetc

Good stuff. Did you count your tags?

@cartr1

And of course, a bunch of Woot! T SHIRT tags ( to be counted at a later date).

.

Reading comprehension is not my strong suit.

[cartr1]

@therealjrn

@pepper114

@therealjrn

Just thought I would ask before I ban them with extreme prejudice on the UFRBOG.

Better limit the quantity.

That was a thought too…I was thinking 12. 12 is a nice number. The “packing material” seems like a rather large loop-hole.

I’m quite surprised you didn’t chose 42!

[FrostByte]

@peaceetc

Reading comprehension is not my strong suit.

Don’t beat yourself up. I had to re-skim to find it.

[cartr1]

@Wooter772326458

The drug/crap sniffing dog gave the go ahead to unpack the box…

I guess I will have to hang up my pitchfork & WootOff Light Torch, because I’m finally the proud new owner of a Light Up (!) Pen

My August 2022 DDC :

Light Up (!) Pen

Iridescent Unicorn Crap Bag

Mortimer Monkey (with hat) Pillow

Woot-Off Lights

“Glorified Email Responder“ Desk Sign

Confetti Cannons, Pk/8 (Left over from the Woot wedding?)

Hit Me (foam ball game)

R/C Sport Full Function Radio Control Viper SRT10

Red Urinal Pee Bottle with Lid (very important to have a lid!!)
…*hopefully not a referb

KASA Smart Wi-Fi Power Strip (six outlet)

Navy Blue 8 3/4” Paper Plates (Four, 24 packs - 96 total)

RooCase EXEC Tough Phone Case for Galaxy Note 4

“Sea of Thunder“ book, by Evan Thomas

Green “Deals” T-shirt, Sz Med

Green “Dot” T-shirt, Sz Med

Green “Hello” T-shirt, Sz 3XL

Black 2019 15th Birthday T-shirt, Sz Sm

3x5 index card with “follow” on it

3Qt Bowls-worth of Shirt Tags (bowl was not included) - counting breakdown still in progress…

Clearly, you are @davejlives favorite!!!
Congratulations on your crap!
What do you think FHD will think of the RC?

[ChickenNuggets]

Im at 800 tags right now and got plenty more to count

[Wooter772326458]

@cartr1

Clearly, you are @davejlives favorite!!!
Congratulations on your crap!
What do you think FHD will think of the RC?

@davejlives Favorite?

That would be lovely, but isn’t that title held by someone else already, @daveinwarshington maybe?

Plus his 1809 allergen-filled tags almost killed me (literally), so I’m thinking not…

@ChickenNuggets

Im at 800 tags right now and got plenty more to count

Ooooo, we have a contender!!
::waiting with bated breath::

[daveinwarshington]

@Wooter772326458

@daveinwarshington

3 quarts of woot tags! Now I really wonder what Doug is trying to tell you by measuring out exactly 3 quarts of woot tags for you.

So what is he trying to tell me with 1809?

That’s an easy one!
Doug carefully counted out exactly 1,809 Woot tags for you to tell you…
You need to take a trip on a Steamboat in Illinois!
YAY!

In 1809, the Illinois Territory was created, and also in 1809 Robert Fulton patented the Steamboat.

Doug was probably thrilled to think of you enjoying a steamboat cruise on the mighty Illinois River (if there is one).

also… the “NON-INTERCOURSE ACT” was passed in 1809..

[cartr1]

@wootevil

go to Walmart and start stapling them to random clothes

Although it might be more fun in Nieman Marcus or some such store!

[cartr1]

@Wooter772326458

@peaceetc

I’m going to come to your house to pet your dog.

He will take all the pets and skritches!!

@FrostByte

|Wooter772326458|follow| — 3qtx

I’m working on it… it’s quite daunting!! I’d already counted out about 100, when I decided to take a group photo before continuing:

No banana for scale?

[daveinwarshington]

@Wooter772326458

That would be lovely, but isn’t that title held by someone else already, @daveinwarshington maybe?

No me! His stupid broken-down Excel program refused to choose me this round.
I have zero tags to store in my yellow bucket!
I’m just hanging around to live vicariously through the actual winners.

[cartr1]

@peaceetc

He is but he hurt his foot so I’m not sure how much he’s around right now.

He doesn’t need his foot to make earrings.

[Wooter772326458]

@cartr1

No banana for scale?

Unfortunately not, I had just made Blueberry Banana Bread a couple days previously, and haven’t gotten replacement nanas yet…
So the soda (SpinDrift) can was the next best thing I could think of, that is fairly stardard sized.

[Wooter772326458]

@daveinwarshington

@Wooter772326458

That would be lovely, but isn’t that title (favorite wooter) held by someone else already, @daveinwarshington maybe?

No me! His stupid broken-down Excel program refused to choose me this round.
I have zero tags to store in my yellow bucket!
I’m just hanging around to live vicariously through the actual winners.

Hmmm, maybe it’s @renatuslives I’m thinking of?

[cartr1]

@peaceetc

Good stuff. Did you count your tags?

There are 286 tags total.
All size small.
1 of the tags is redlined!?!?!?

@daveinwarshington what does this mean?

[peaceetc]

@Wooter772326458

@daveinwarshington

@Wooter772326458

That would be lovely, but isn’t that title (favorite wooter) held by someone else already, @daveinwarshington maybe?

No me! His stupid broken-down Excel program refused to choose me this round.
I have zero tags to store in my yellow bucket!
I’m just hanging around to live vicariously through the actual winners.

Hmmm, maybe it’s @renatuslives I’m thinking of?

I thought it was @bchlor4evr.

[cartr1]

@daveinwarshington

@Wooter772326458

@daveinwarshington

3 quarts of woot tags! Now I really wonder what Doug is trying to tell you by measuring out exactly 3 quarts of woot tags for you.

So what is he trying to tell me with 1809?

That’s an easy one!
Doug carefully counted out exactly 1,809 Woot tags for you to tell you…
You need to take a trip on a Steamboat in Illinois!
YAY!

In 1809, the Illinois Territory was created, and also in 1809 Robert Fulton patented the Steamboat.

Doug was probably thrilled to think of you enjoying a steamboat cruise on the mighty Illinois River (if there is one).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBgghnQF6E4

also… the “NON-INTERCOURSE ACT” was passed in 1809..

Does that mean @Wooter772326458 has to rake a celibate Steamboat trip in Illinois?

[cartr1]

@daveinwarshington

@Wooter772326458

That would be lovely, but isn’t that title held by someone else already, @daveinwarshington maybe?

No me! His stupid broken-down Excel program refused to choose me this round.
I have zero tags to store in my yellow bucket!
I’m just hanging around to live vicariously through the actual winners.

Say the word and I’ll send ya some tags!

[daveinwarshington]

@cartr1

@daveinwarshington

@Wooter772326458

@daveinwarshington

3 quarts of woot tags! Now I really wonder what Doug is trying to tell you by measuring out exactly 3 quarts of woot tags for you.

So what is he trying to tell me with 1809?

That’s an easy one!
Doug carefully counted out exactly 1,809 Woot tags for you to tell you…
You need to take a trip on a Steamboat in Illinois!
YAY!

In 1809, the Illinois Territory was created, and also in 1809 Robert Fulton patented the Steamboat.

Doug was probably thrilled to think of you enjoying a steamboat cruise on the mighty Illinois River (if there is one).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBgghnQF6E4

also… the “NON-INTERCOURSE ACT” was passed in 1809..

Does that mean @Wooter772326458 has to rake a celibate Steamboat trip in Illinois?

I’m afraid so. Doug says so.