Doug, in all his wisdom, is telling you to drop everything and go to Texas (unless you’re already in Texas, then stay there).
Head straight to Highway 286 and enjoy the wonderous sights you’ll see on this highway!
This video shows some of the beauty along the way.
YAY!
ps… Visit Woot while you are in Texas!
That’s a great video. I really enjoyed looking at the back of the front seat, half a steering wheel, the door frame, and the rear view mirror.
EDIT: The shaky cam at the end is the best part.
Caused by the excitement of such a thrilling drive on the famous Highway 286!
Ha ha, 42 is too much…
How many tags did you get @cartr1?
286!
All size small.
One redlined!
1 pink we are woot shirt
1 white is he done shirt (with makeup stains around collar)
1 woot monkey pillow
1 firestick 4k
1 woot pen
1 crap bag
1 T-List 2016 bag
21 regular solo cups
42 extra grip solo cups
1 college degree holding power strip
1 set of woot lights
1 giant pizza slice float
1 note card stating “state”
1245 (L) woot tags including 2 with red marks
He just got on a watch list? I thought that was a perquisite for working for Woot!.
Well. That’s a few tags. Maybe you could put on your Woot shirts, staple your tags to your pizza float, pour yourself something to drink in a Solo cup, pop that pillow behind your head, and watch something on the Fire Stick.
And probably for us customers, too.
Work schmerk
The third row of tags, 8th stack from the left looks like it may have 1 too many tags in the stack.
I wonder how hard Dave and the other masochists at Woot! Laugh at us when we count tags and paperclips and crappy things?
I am thankful for an even amount though. Although, that one redlined tag…
From the top or bottom?
Yeah that bucket doesn’t seem so bad now does it? HA.
One of them got a extra wrinkle and i double counted each stack to be precise.
Hello again! Went back to recount the L tags before crafting. 410 L tags +2 redlined=412
68 XS +1 redlined=69
Total Tags = 481
L tags
Monkey 
kinda dapper attire:
Cuffs, belt/cumberbund, bowtie, and hat.
What ya think? I can take orders. 
@ThunderThighs , @davejlives , @notmatty and Doug thanks for the laughs and cool stuff. 
That is is cutest and bestest thing I’ve ever seen.
That hat is perfect!
Lookin’ good, kid.
