Oof, what a small load of crap!
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LOL! It will if I am ever put in a bad enough spot!! 
My Saturday App very surprising Books on Crooks win.
Won in August, arrived in September (yesterday). A double hitter.
First, the main items:
- Black Under Armour Men’s L polo - I think will work with long tall grandson if I take tucks in the sides
- Lunch Disguise sandwich bags - happily retired so no lunch bag thieves here - to working younger family members
- I Love Socks - also to long tall grandson as they look like they have a long foot
- Woot! bag - can’t never get enough of these
- Bottle Labels - Halloween
- Butter&Chocolate book - and I was working so hard on healthy eating
- Accused book - always happy to get another book, read, and pass on
- Blunt Bird touchless thermometer - got the batteries in and it fired up. But just showed results in Centigrade. Directions only mentioned C., BUT on Amazon there were clear instructions to reset it to Fahrenheit! And it worked! Might go to nurse DIL.
- Woot! World’s Worst Vape Pen - not into vaping, but it is a fine straw and the long thin cleaner brush is handy for all sorts of things.
- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Local library is still accepting these, smiling and saying Thank You!
- Leaf wristlet or anklet - Jolly Green Giant is big in MN. Might be the start of a Halloween costume.
Cat was hoping to eat the green leaves, but I was faster.
And now the part 2. It was like the BOC creators spotted an empty hole and tossed in a little handful of filler. Interesting stuff though.
White outlet - always useful sooner or later
Small clip - handy
Amrock white/stainless drawer/door pull - somebody in family must have a missing pull
Leviton CAT 49265 - BKT SAN 171 mounting bracket - this one is tough. I’m open to suggestions as to who could use it…
Freud router bit (orange) - to my collection
Leviton fluorescent lampholder - these do break occasionally
Door stop - son moved into a different house. I’m sure he needs one somewhere
Definitely an amusing interesting BOC.
Thanks again, Woot!
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Digital Crap:
- Green Woot bag
- Unicorn Pen
- Cleo De Nile (Monster High)) figure
- Roominate Ice Cream Cart
- Star Wars Death Star
- Pure Cosmetics Organizer
- Baby Girls Swim Shorts
- Woot Poop
- Fantastic Beasts Movie Handbook
My boys probably won’t play with most of this, but I’ll find a good home for it. Thanks Woot!
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Sorry this is late. I only got a peek at it before I went on vacation.
Star Wars Death Star Trench Run toy
Agents of Shield season 2
The Peculiar Miracles of Antoinette Martin novel
24-pack 3x3 post-its
Command stick-up towel hook
Pure clear plastic cosmetic organizer
Woot disappointing shopping bag
Silver-grey Under Armor polo shirt (in my size!)
Wallet laminating pouches
White 3-prong outlets
Poo squishy toy
Bronze drawer pull
Unicorn pen
There were actually a few useful items in this haul. Not nearly as disappointing as usual. 
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Ain’t that the truth…
This was my crap which was ordered on July 20th and received on August 3rd—not birthday crap, but ordered in July.
It is actually 12 items (I can’t use them, but I can donate them to someone who will love them)! I don’t know why I am trying so hard to obtain another. 
Here are my treasures:
- Nice blue bag
- Bright yellow softball
- Self-adhesive reflectors
- Prank gift box (“knapsack”—probably not very politically correct right now)
- Little Charmers costume—size 2-4
- Black plastic table cover
- Book: There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Turkey
--favorite item as someone who taught kdg. reading for years - Sticky Poo
- Avent “soothies”
- Paper plates with fall leaf print
- Squishy toy shaped like an iPhone with Woot! Screen
- MegaBloks Terminator Genisys toy—33 pieces
Thank you, Woot! Here’s to many more years of fun and anticipation (with possible disappointment).
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I guess I never posted my August crap. I just got September crap in WTF, so I guess I will play catch-up now…
- woot! bag (stolen by wife - she loves bags)
- foam window seal
- shiny bling emblem of Texas Longhorns (stolen by daughter)
- Broncos t-shirt (stolen by daughter)
- small food container (stolen by wife)
- wedding cake server (who do I know who is getting married??..)
- book (placed in neighborhood little lending library)
- collapsible bucket (stolen by kids)
- woot! suck-it straw (stolen and ruined by daughter) makes me sad
- 5x5 drain tarp (stolen by me - hopefully I never need it)
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Nice Breakdown of items and cost basis! You did good 
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Good to see we haven’t run out of Agents of Shield, Season 2 yet.
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I have been trying to get a boc since I learned of their existence. Looking through these posts I realized something. I can take everything I have purchased from Woot. Put it in the woot bag (also purchased) I have. Well, let’s just say crap. (with a much higher price tag but still crap.) Maybe next time…
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